Read up on topics he clearly isn't interested in, study the dictionary, brush up on your grammar; then correct him whenever you feel like it because you're a genius already.
2. Touch his face.
Nothing says "I love you bro" more than a nice little slap on his cheeks. UNLEASH THE ACNE!
3. Repeat everything he says.
"Get me some water."
"Get me some water."
"Do it now."
"Do it now."
"Stop repeating after me."
"Stop repeating after me."
"I'm stupid."
"You're stupid."
4. Agree with him whenever it sounds like an argument is about to begin.
Brothers are male. Brothers have man ego. Brothers like to WIN. So whenever he challenges you to answer something, just go "yeah man, that's right." Watch him fume as he realises that you're not going to fight back.
5. Peer over his shoulder when he games.
And then commentate every single thing he does in the game.
6. Ask to play with his phone.
Then if his phone has a password or code, repeatedly enter wrong numbers and DISABLE THAT PHONE!
7. Hold his hand/hug him.
Or any form of affection, really.
*from personal experience
**might not work all the time
***make sure knives are not present
2. Touch his face.
Nothing says "I love you bro" more than a nice little slap on his cheeks. UNLEASH THE ACNE!
3. Repeat everything he says.
"Get me some water."
"Get me some water."
"Do it now."
"Do it now."
"Stop repeating after me."
"Stop repeating after me."
"I'm stupid."
"You're stupid."
4. Agree with him whenever it sounds like an argument is about to begin.
Brothers are male. Brothers have man ego. Brothers like to WIN. So whenever he challenges you to answer something, just go "yeah man, that's right." Watch him fume as he realises that you're not going to fight back.
5. Peer over his shoulder when he games.
And then commentate every single thing he does in the game.
6. Ask to play with his phone.
Then if his phone has a password or code, repeatedly enter wrong numbers and DISABLE THAT PHONE!
7. Hold his hand/hug him.
Or any form of affection, really.
*from personal experience
**might not work all the time
***make sure knives are not present